Restore Sanity or Keep Fear Alive?

 Good Morning everyone. I just drinking my coffee, and eating my raspberries and then it hit me: I was invited to both John Stewart's Rally to Restore Sanity and  Stephen Colbert's March to Keep Fear Alive. I was invited to both at the same exact time, in the same exact place, Facebook. I don't know what to do, I don't know which one to go to. I also love them both equally, they're like Sons, I cant choose a favorite, however John Stewart is a Pit bull activist and has pit bulls of his own, so that should make an impact on my decision, however Stephen Colbert needs all the support we can get cause no one has really endorsed his rally the same way Oprah and President Obama endorsed John Stewart's rally. I'm so confused, they're both happening on the same day, and I'm lost. Someone help my ass make a decision!

HELP ME!???!!!!